Thursday, March 17, 2005

NEW PHRASES FOR THE BORED : PART THREE



reject all forms of formal language and start combining various dialects and patois.

ex/

"tabarnak! ya done fuck up all mi rasclat shit! ben crisse, bredrin!"
= holy fuck! you messed up all my goddamn stuff! sweet christ, brother! (quebecois and jamaican patois)

"ye bampot! n'eo ket ur banne kafe, met stot marc'h eo!"
= you fool! that's not coffee, that's horse urine!" (scot slang and breton)

"that patrinfikulo better bec mon chu or i'll onanigi his alligator c^iesulino!"
= that motherfucker better kiss my ass or i'll jerk off his alligator whore! (esperanto and cajun)

courtesy of the alternative dictionaries (and no, they're not some new band from new york).

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

NEW PHRASES FOR THE BORED : PART TWO



you ruined my day (or anything to that effect) = "you sunk my bizzle shizzle!"

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

NEW PHRASES FOR THE BORED : PART ONE



beside the point = "beside the pint"

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