reject all forms of formal language and start combining various dialects and patois.
ex/
"tabarnak! ya done fuck up all mi rasclat shit! ben crisse, bredrin!"
= holy fuck! you messed up all my goddamn stuff! sweet christ, brother! (quebecois and jamaican patois)
"ye bampot! n'eo ket ur banne kafe, met stot marc'h eo!"
= you fool! that's not coffee, that's horse urine!" (scot slang and breton)
"that patrinfikulo better bec mon chu or i'll onanigi his alligator c^iesulino!"
= that motherfucker better kiss my ass or i'll jerk off his alligator whore! (esperanto and cajun)
courtesy of the alternative dictionaries (and no, they're not some new band from new york).
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