REBEL ENTERTAINMENT UNIT : THE SECOND COMING

it's amateur night at the drake hotel
i wake up from my crash pad, and here i live in hell
there's a scarf wearin girl lyin naked to my right
and there's a scar on my face from a second row fight
i ate breakfast in the lounge, free food receptions
for the afterwork crowd making serious connections
i go down to the basement and there's the whole band
they're gonna play without me and take home a grand
but i plug in my laptop and proceed to drop
the hottest shit from brooklyn and the kids start to hop
and the band starts whinin and gets booed out of town
this is how i do it when them bitches aint around

(sample)
girl: ooh, is that my favourite dj?
guy: aw yeah.
girl: aww yea!
(busta rhymes sample)
busta: wooha!
(macarena sample)
aiiight!
CLAP!

they dragged me to some bougie party after last round
it was so exclusive that it couldn't be found
just some random cheap apartment and my ex was in the sink
pukin all her guts out from too much to drink
it was her first time drinkin since she got out of the clink
and her voice is so loud, it's gettin hard to hear me think
she gives me a kiss and i taste her nasty vomit
she says "honey let's go hit it it, c'mon, you know you want it!"
i said "baby, i love you but i gotta turn the page,
and besides, i left my fuckin gear alone on the stage!"
i busted back to beaconsfield and headed down the stairs
but like i expected some fucker stole my wares
but i could buy another deck, the cash i made was tight
i'll set it up like fiya and boom: another night!

MY NIGHT BITCHES!

(guest dancehall vocalist)

dema sey dema sey dat mi nuh pley no geetah
and mi papy tell me "bwoy, gwan git yaself a job!"
so me wire up him table and me make a rinky sound
but dem girla and dem rudie come to dance me all around
dey pey money affa money, me pley dub a rub a dub
me pley soca me pley fela me pley all of africah
me pley all de rootie skankie nuttie rocksteady fi jah
and me take home all dem money and me show it up to pa
he sey "bwoy, me tinkin crazy, but is you now self-employed?
gi ya daddy one touch, me little rudie jungle bwoy!"
and now me play up drake hotel and all dem wanna hear
is original bob, but jah know, it pay de bill
and dem girlie still wanna make pass me bombaras
but in dis drake hotel, and dem be all bombaclat


(sample from the film "max")
hitler: i am the new artist practising the newww aaaaart!